News for Egrets

Miami, Florida: Good morning. Here is the news for egrets on Thursday, August, 3, 2006.

No egrets were involved in an accident on I-95 today, when a night heron carrying high octane fuel was in collision with a bollard ... that is a bollard and not a egret. A spokesman for egrets said he was glad no egrets were involved.

And now, for something completely different ...

photos of stoned dictators